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Joke of the Day
"I just found out JFK was jewish. He was shot in the temple."
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"It's not so much that I love karate as it is that I hate boards."
"What do you call three crows? A crowd."
"Don't try to fix your computer the same day you quit drinking. You. Will. Relapse."
"I was going to tell a Periodic table joke... ...But they all Argon"
"How do you say unicorn in Spanish? Unamaize"
"My inner man is a fabulous gay dude named Gary who loves pedicures and bon-bons."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile... Such a big word for a six year old."
"Sometimes at the airport I'll ask a stranger if they have an iphone charger and if they do I take mine out and say ""nice, me too"""
"What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave? Smells fishy"