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Joke of the Day
"Co-worker: You drink a lot of coffee!!!! Me: It's for your own safety."
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"Misty is in the shower and Brock is at the door knocking. What does Brock say? Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry..."
"The most unrealistic thing about The Walking Dead is that a couple who had a kid after 2000 would've named it Carl."
"TIL the average person has sex 90 times a year... ... My December is going to be fucking sick."
"Am I the only one that tests ""forever"" postage stamps by smothering them with a pillow?"
"Why is the Jewish 'April fools day' celebrated in July? Jew lie"
"People that don't tweet for months and then show up like nothing happened... Was it jail? I bet it was jail."
"What Do You Call A Rainy Spelling Bee? Alphabet Soup."
"did you hear about this new fish? nevermind it's satill in beta"
"ExLax is really shitty chocolate."