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Joke of the Day

"Misty is in the shower and Brock is at the door knocking. What does Brock say? Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry..."

"So I'm at the bank today, and the attractive female teller was flirting with me and stuff which was weird considering she could see my account balance."

"What do 9/10 people enjoy? Gangrape"

"So a duck walks into a bar... He waddles over to a seat and settles in. The bartender says ""Hey there, what can I get for you?"" And the duck says ""I... I don't know. I've never made it this far."""

"1. Take pictures of every cat in your neighborhood 2. Make missing cat posters with the pictures 3. Get all the cats"

"I hope you're using all the time you save by saying ""totes"" instead of a ""totally"" to learn a trade."

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms."

"I'm starting to think I'm going to be that guy that dies while Googling 'symptoms of a heart attack'."

"Let's find out what pisses the crickets off and do THAT during the day"

"How does the train eats ? Chew Cheww"