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Joke of the Day
"did you hear about this new fish? nevermind it's satill in beta"
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"Wanna hear a joke about a pizza? Nm, it's too cheesy."
"What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you? Partner in crime."
"Yo mamma's so fat... that she takes selfies in panorama mode"
"First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !"
"I bet you are a Taurus... because you are a fat cow."
"[ocean's 11 music] So here's the plan,we iron me flat, then slide me into an ATM via the card slot. Once inside, it's a cash playground boys"
"They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away... Steve Jobs proved this one wrong."
"Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a very large bill."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie ...one of the Turtles with Barbie head"