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Joke of the Day

"The most unrealistic thing about The Walking Dead is that a couple who had a kid after 2000 would've named it Carl."

"What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch? -rated movies"

"Have you heard of the Jewish ""Catch 22""? Free Ham!"

"People say I have the legs of a dancer. But until they find the rest of the body, the cops have nothing on me, man!"

"I know a trick to make my dick 2 meters long... ... I fold it in half."

"I thought this hot Egyptian chick was hitting on me but she was just trying to lure me into a pyramid scheme. :("

"I tell women I can't open that jar because I have a headache."

"When I said ""I was afraid of the dentist"", I meant the bill."

"Who's the fattest knight at the king's table? circumference"

"Women should not be allowed to eat They always poop afterwards"