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Joke of the Day

"ExLax is really shitty chocolate."

"What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? A receding HARE line!"

"I feel bad for that caveman who invented the wheel because you know his mother-in-law was all ""She shoulda married Grog. He invented fire"""

"Why was the iPhone 7 so embarrassed? He was caught jacking off."

"I have to wonder why we have ""non-essential"" government employees in the first place."

"Whenever somebody asks me what my hobby is, there is a long uncomfortable pause and then I back away until I can't see them anymore."

"What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!"

"Do you ever get that creepy deja vu feeling? [credit](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2tc8bn/how_do_you_subtly_fuck_with_people/cny3ig0)"

"*whispers softly* ""...is there a King Latifa"""

"Thinking of getting another kitchen table just for all my mail"