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Joke of the Day

"What Do You Call A Rainy Spelling Bee? Alphabet Soup."

"I, for one, support these crazy killers dressing up like clowns. It was a lot harder to see them coming when they were dressing like cops."

"Two people commited a crime while having intercourse Its said to have been an inside job"

"What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat? Nothing as they cannot breed with eachother"

"As a funeral director, I always tie the shoe laces together of the deceased.The zombie apocalypse will be hilarious."

"Someone on my FB posted a snap that said ""I'm boared"" And I'm just like....... *don't comment *don't comment *don't comment *don't comment"

"When I was a kid I made friends with the wrong people. ""those aren't people, those are stray dogs"" my mom would say as she dressed my wounds"

"Some kid on xbox live told me he had *** with my mom I told him my mother has AIDS."

"Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian? Because two wongs don't make a white."

"Why didn't The Cold War happen? Russia kept Stalin it"