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Joke of the Day
"TIL the average person has sex 90 times a year... ... My December is going to be fucking sick."
Next Joke
"Trying to figure out a Tiger Woods joke. All I know is the punchline: ""A hole in one."" Probably something to do with a vag."
"I don't downvote. It's bad karma."
"I want to own a basketball franchise in Miami and I want to name the team humidy... Then when someone asks if its the heat I can go ""its not the heat, its the humidity."""
"What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? Corduroy."
"What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles? A candle-nah-brah"
"Apparently dogs can die if they eat a lot of chocolate. I wish I had a delicious way to kill myself."
"A guy walks into a bar ... and orders a drink."
"Trump has so many failed businesses, if he wanted to shut down abortion clinics, he should have just put his name on one"
"Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure? The back of her head."