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Joke of the Day
"Am I the only one that tests ""forever"" postage stamps by smothering them with a pillow?"
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"Have you heard the myth about how the internet was created? It's an Allegory."
"Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom? Because freedom rings. Bazinga!"
"Why did Aristotle hate French fries? They were fried in ancient grease!"
"Say whatever you want about pedophiles... ..but at least they slow down in school zones..."
"Got a tattoo of a digital watch on my wrist. I regretted it literally one minute later."
"What's Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft."
"So I caught my friend out the other night bumming a fag... ... He really has to start buying his own cigarettes."
"I just joined alcoholics anonymous I still drink, just use a different name"
"My doctor said I have about a month left. So I stabbed him. The judge gave me ten to fifteen years. Crisis averted."