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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Catholic and a Jew? At least when a Catholic scars you for life, you might get to cum."

"Two Irish men walk out of a bar."

"Hezbollah put out a new Moisturiser... 100% Shi'a butter."

"Judging by the quality of some of your tweets I can tell this isn't the first time you've failed in life."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. And that is ***not funny***."

"What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian Bale"

"Does Caitlyn even have a vagina? ""No, she has a *Vajenner.*"""

"Date tip: buy a calendar"

"So my girlfriend's mother is throwing papers into the fireplace When my girlfriend asks ""mom, what are you doing!?"" I reply ""Taxes."""

"Last weekend my dad caught me smoking a cigarette and for punishment made me smoke until I puked. This weekend I made sure he caught me in bed with my girlfriend."