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"Judging by the quality of some of your tweets I can tell this isn't the first time you've failed in life."

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"Please help me with a punchline to: ""How do you find an amish guy on the internet..."" I've got nothin, but I feel like there could be something there. Any help is appreciated."
"Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabets, your left foot, a theme song to a television show and the blood of your enemies"
"If your uncle Jack, helped you off a horse, Would you help your uncle jack off a horse?"
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