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Joke of the Day

"Two Irish men walk out of a bar."

"What does the Israeli Defense Force call their firebombs? Mazel-tov Cocktails"

"What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change? A nickeless cage."

"RaidTM: For when you don't want to kill ants, but want to make them late for something."

"What is 6.9? A really good time ruined by a period."

"What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog? [nsfw] At least when you are eating pussy, you can see the asshole infront of you."

"I was going to make a bass joke but I dropped it"

"TIL that 9/10 Doctors agree , drinking water is good for children The tenth doctor lives in Flint, Michigan. EDIT: calm down /u/Andimbacksucker"

"What is Santa's favorite type of cookie? Ask your dad."

"The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list."