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Joke of the Day

"So my girlfriend's mother is throwing papers into the fireplace When my girlfriend asks ""mom, what are you doing!?"" I reply ""Taxes."""

"What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus? Kanye's not him."

"In Russia, we get reddit banned! Cause you know.... the recent ban on reddit."

"Hi-Fi, Mid-Fi and Low-Fi Stereotypes"

"Steve Jobs will be back He's an Android afterall."

"[loud speaker] ""Hi shoppers I see a lot of confused guys with mustaches. we've moved the Hawaiian shirt section next to the pleated jorts"""

"My wife asked me about the movie ""From Hell"" & I described it as a movie about Jack the Ripper, starring Johnny the Depp."

"Did you hear that Trump said he'd eliminate food safety regulations? It's the only way they can bring Trump steaks back."

"I know a good joke about hipsters. You've probably never heard it."

"What's a chiropractor's busiest day? Throwback Thursday."