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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian Bale"

"I'm not sexist.... because being sexist is wrong, and being wrong is for women."

"high school was the free trial version of college. ""if you wish to continue your education you can buy the complete pack for $50,000"""

"How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event."

"""Engagement"" can mean either planning to marry or initiating combat. Coincidence?"

"I like my women like my shoes... Black, size thirteen and I pick them up at Walmart."

"Neighbor: Yard sale huh? How much's mower? Me: $50 Him: Wait! That's the one you borrowed from me! Me: $20 Him: Its a $500 mower! Me: ..$100"

"[Elephant at a party] Nice piano! [me] thanks [Elephant] What are the keys made of? [Me] Uhh.. [Rhino appears behind me] Tell him Kyle"

"The Wikipedia entry for 'Toe Injury' is a stub."

"What does a cannibal drink for breakfast? A cup of Joe."