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Joke of the Day

"Does Caitlyn even have a vagina? ""No, she has a *Vajenner.*"""

"Sometimes it's nice to feel another body pressed up against your own, even if rigor mortis has already set it."

"I just brought a new computer... When i turned it on, instead of saying ""Welcome"", it said "" Hello"". It's a Dell."

"Are iPads supposed to be red with two white knobs on the bottom?"

"A chinese father tells his 7 year old son he's adopted His son replies: it's ok daddy I learned this in school already! 2 wongs don't make a white."

"If you need a ride to the airport, give me at least two weeks notice so I'll have a chance to clear my schedule and die"

"Half of all bears are smarter than the average bear. It's not that big a deal."

"What did UK say while leaving? It's not EU, it's me"

"What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion? A bow T.I.E."

"What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out? Oven mitts."