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Joke of the Day
"Who's the wost president ever? Guess we'll find out in January."
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"Manslaughter: The sound a man makes when laughing."
"My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?"
"How does the stork bring babies? It pokes holes in condoms."
"The best times of my life were spent either blowing bubbles or playing with titties..."
"I'll bet the first ever drive thru window resulted in an incredible amount of broken glass."
"I think I made a good joke Donald Trump"
"So, two muffins are sitting in an oven.... So two muffins are sitting in an oven and one says to the other, ""Man, its hot in here."" The other muffin replied, ""OH MY GOSH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"LinkedIn would be richer than Facebook if they charged $200 to never get another email from LinkedIn."
"(NEW YEARS) what did the rabbi say on New year's. ""f#ck that, happy **Jew** years!!"""