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Joke of the Day

"I think I made a good joke Donald Trump"

"What's faster than the speed of light? A female untagging herself from an unflattering photo."

"Math problem: I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now? ""Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!"""

"Maybe we laugh when others get hurt because it helps us cope with mortality but probably we're just dicks."

"Was being tested for allergies at an all-male nudist colony when the power went out... Needless to say, I felt every prick."

"""Dad do you believe in Buddha?"" ""Why of course but I think margarine is just as good."""

"If you never jumped from couch to couch as kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood."

"A passion inside me burns. It's called chlamydia."

"I bet most Braille on public signs says: ""How did you know this was here?"""

"Play on Words I really want to come up with a play on words but I don't know how it will do in front of an audience."