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Joke of the Day

"LinkedIn would be richer than Facebook if they charged $200 to never get another email from LinkedIn."

"What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common? A lot of likes"

"Do you know how to spot a clickbait? If you're reading this, you don't."

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber"

"I drank 2 energy drinks to keep me aware while I drive but the only thing I'm aware of now is how many inanimate objects have jazz hands."

"My wife said I suffer from premature ejaculation.. I told her that I don't suffer"

"My boss yelled at me yesterday ""It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!"" I said, ""Probably that it's Friday?""..."

"A thermometer and a syringe walk into a bar... The bartender says ""look at this dude he has so many degrees!"", The syringe comes up and says ""Hah what a loser, at least I'm graduated"""

"What do you call a gay town in New Mexico? Albuqueerque."

"What do multiculturalism and the movie Jaws have in common? They both made Americans despise great whites!"