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Joke of the Day
"(NEW YEARS) what did the rabbi say on New year's. ""f#ck that, happy **Jew** years!!"""
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"Sometimes my kid likes me, but I'm pretty sure it's only because I'm his Oreo dealer."
"[Date] Her: *giggles* whoops you got a hair right there Me (nervous she's trying to clone me): give it back"
"Did you hear about the guy who ate glass? It was pretty clear how he died."
"Do people who use handkerchiefs know they don't have to hang on to the things that come out of their nose?"
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job"
"I'm only 19 and my eyesight is constantly getting worse. When do I get Adult Supervision?"
"Pamela Anderson What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Answer: Silicon Valley. Just heard this one today and wanted to share. Don't know if this is gonna be a repost."
"If more than one mouse is mice, then more than one Spouse is Spice.'"
"2 Goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""