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Joke of the Day

"How does the stork bring babies? It pokes holes in condoms."

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"TIL that the current chinese president Xi Jinping, has a PhD in English literature. That's why the Chinese people call him ""The Great Reader""."
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"What brand of underwear did Jesus wear? Fruit of the Womb"