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Joke of the Day

"My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?"

"""hoes before hos"" --the belief that your garden's needs should always come before your bitch's."

"What has a bottom at its top? A leg."

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because 7 8 9."

"Get a free debt analysis by visiting your parents this holiday."

"8/10 black men say they enjoy shower sex. The other two haven't been to prison"

"My dad I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"So I thought I would share a time travel joke with you guys.. But you didn't like it."

"Did you hear about the German Jockey? He came in pferd"

"A pair of fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Hey, we don't serve fonts here!"" But they sat down anyways because they were **bold**."