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Joke of the Day
"The best times of my life were spent either blowing bubbles or playing with titties..."
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"What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field? amaized."
"[a spider watching soccer when someone kicks a ball into the net] hell yeah, now eat it"
"What do you call a racist shark? Great Whitey"
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because you put on the wrong sock this morning."
"""guns don't kill people, guns CREATE people!"" *fires 10 newborn babies out of a bazooka*"
"What's 14 inches long and makes women scream at night? Crib death."
"[rap battle] *drops the mic* *scrambles around trying to pick up the mic* [20min earlier] *other guy covering my mic in butter*"
"So apparently when a woman asks what you're looking for in a relationship, ""a way out"" isn't the right answer."
"A Rapist, a Pedophile and a Priest walk into a Bar. He orders a drink."