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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a suicidal cat? Curiosity."
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"I heard Florida rapper Rick Ross is making a cameo in the new dragon ball z movie Hes got that 8th ball."
"[Knock knock] Who's there? Allah. Allah who? #***ALLAHU AKBAR*** [everything explodes]"
"What sound does a gun made from church seating make? Pew Pew.. Sorry. Just became a father 2 years ago. I have some catching up to do."
"Have you heard about Samsung's new video game based on the Galaxy Note 7? They're calling it Mass Defect."
"What do mysoginy and racism have in common? Black women."
"Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon? She would always let it go."
"Sign language is a pretty handy skill"
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve."
"My teenaged daughter just asked me how to spell U2. Fingers crossed for that athletic scholarship."