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Joke of the Day
"I hate when people talk behind my back. They disscuss me."
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"I saw a bumper sticker today..... I saw a bumper sticker today that said, ""My child has more chromosomes than yours (:"" .....what a retarded sense of humor"
"How can the blind not see... Get rid of the Jews if he can't see what color their eyes are?"
"What is a dark comedy? A black guy with small ^dick."
"My girl friend is a sex object. When I ask for sex, she objects."
"I sent an Adele album to a guy who bought it on eBay, anyway his payment cancelled and I'm out of pocket .... Should I just give up or should I keep on chasing payments"
"It's 2035: By law, all burglar alarms are fitted with projectors so burglars are distracted by dancing Tupac holograms until police arrive."
"Usually takes me two or three tries to correctly aim the remote at the TV, if anyone was thinking of challenging me to a duel."
"Vegans can be so uptight. They should learn to take a yolk."
"After weeks of being called lazy, not only did I put up all our Christmas decorations today, I also took them down."