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Joke of the Day

"I hate when I'm spying on someone while they're showering and they let out a huge fart. What a sicko."

"When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around? They were very helpful during the ""Roverlutionary War!"""

"I once called a psychic. She asked who was on the line, so I hung up."

"What's better than being up to your knees in beer? Being up to your nuts in cider."

"A short joke for you Redditors What did the Buffalo say to his son? Bison."

"Jesus take the wheel Carlos you take the stereo I'll take lookout"

"Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor? Because she was in the non-friction section."

"""If you text me, I'll call you back just cuz it's more efficient."" - a monster"

"What type of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans. Creds to a friend of mine :)"

"What's worse than watching Star Wars?"