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Joke of the Day
"I used to think an ocean of soda existed. Turns out it was just Fanta sea."
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"Guy having sex says ""damn, there should be a law against sex this good"" To which the girl replies ""I think there is daddy"""
"Hahaha this stupid baby on the bus thinks they can cry louder than me"
"Yo mama's so dumb... She heard it was chilly outside and ran and got a bowl"
"What's the only acceptable filetype at The Xavier Institute for Higher Learning? .docx"
"Well, well, well... Welcome to stutter class."
"Kraft recalled 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs. I recall 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs too. That was one wild summer."
"An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. I had a terrible stomachache for 2 days. It was worse than period pain. I masturbated for 30 minutes non-stop and now i feel great. :3"
"What was INXS Singer Michael Hutchence's favorite vegetable? The autochoke."
"Told my girlfriend she should scream out 'my god you're huge'!! at her gynaecologist appointment to freak out the others in the waiting room"