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Joke of the Day

"What do rappers use to write their lyrics? Word,yo."

"I'm very English. I ordered a book off the internet the other day called ""How to have nothing to do with your neighbours"" Unfortunately, I was out when it arrived..."

"Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called ""Hoth""...? ...shouldn't it be ""Coldth""?"

"why do i wish my lawn was an emo ? SO it would cut itself"

"There are 3 types of pain... 1.) Pain. 2.) Excruciating Pain. 3.) STEPPING ON A LEGO!"

"I've stopped texting ""K"" and started texting ""L"" instead so I don't have to reach so far over with my thumb."

"Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings? His shavings account."

"I'm great with kids because mentally I'm on their level."

"I bet the cooler math nerds call each other Alge-brahs."

"your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath."