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Joke of the Day

"99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around... 127 little bugs in the code."

"Jared Bogle Always trying to get into smaller pants"

"He did it again! Cop: ""What's in the bottle?"" Me: ""It's water."" Cop: ""This is wine."" Me: ""What? That damn Jesus! He did it again!"""

"911 - 911 what's your emergency Me - I am Australian and I watch too much American TV 911 - .... Me - I don't know our emergency number"

"if at first you dont suceed... ...then skydiving definitely isnt for you."

"How many groping victims does it take to stop Trump from being president? We're about to find out.."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor? 8)"

"I was scraping a window at my Grandma's house.... I then thought up a joke for my mom to hear it was ""This window scraping stuff is a pane in the glass!"" She laughed :)"

"What is long hard and makes you cry. Your cell mate"

"Superman: I'm faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive- Batman: I fight a penguin and this really persistent clown"