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Joke of the Day

"if at first you dont suceed... ...then skydiving definitely isnt for you."

"There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator Only a fraction of people will get this."

"The Reds are going to The Series this year."

"SEX RESULTS Sex shouldn't result in pregnancy. If we were perfect beings, sex would have two functions: for pleasure and to complicate friendships."

"What is the worst part about an unfinished joke?"

"Have you heard the one about the roof? never mind, just forget about it, it's probably over your head."

"Death toll in Orlando club shooting hits 50 Most of the survivors found were in the closet."

"If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea."

"Went to an astrologer and found out why my wife and I aren't compatible. I'm a Capricorn and she's a fucking BITCH!"

"Adobe update is ready to install *gazes longingly into the distance*, but I don't think I am."