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Joke of the Day

"Superman: I'm faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive- Batman: I fight a penguin and this really persistent clown"

"Thank god the ""S"" on my keyboard doesn't work... It means I can apply for jobs and they think I'm just an ex-offender."

"We are gathered here today because Somebody ""glares at coffin "" couldn't stay alive."

"What can a mathematician and a pedophile agree upon? 11 is a prime number."

"I combined all my wrist watches to make a belt I guess you could say it was a *waist* of time"

"What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman? Wait, I can explain everything!"

"They should make a weed strain called ""WMD"" Except it turns out it doesnt exist"

"Got robbed. Someone broke into my house, stole my stuff, but then replaced everything with an exact replica. I pointed this out to my closest friend, and he went, ""Have we met?""."

"Did you hear Gotye converted from Judaism to Catholicism? After realizing he didn't need to follow Jewish customs, he exclaimed to the rabbi, ""you didn't have to cut me off!"""

"I'm fed up of all this racism. I think we should all come together & unite as one...blacks, whites, Asians...and gang up on the Arabs."