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Joke of the Day
"Jared Bogle Always trying to get into smaller pants"
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"sorry for my absence, i've been hiding inside my head"
"[shitty joke incoming] A man just woke up from brain surgery... Where he got a brain tumor removed. When the doctor asked if he was okay he said he felt light headed."
"I saw a black guy carrying a TV down the street the other day so I had to run back home and check that mine was still there. It's OK though, mine was still there, just sitting there shining my shoes."
"A horse walks into a bar Several people got up and left at the potential danger in the situation."
"How can you tell if someone does crossfit? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"The walk of shame: When you toss a paper ball in trash, miss, then have to go get it."
"How did Jesus stay in such good shape? Cross fit."
"I went to my local supermarket and they offered me a 'bag for life'. I said, ""No thanks, I'm already married."""
"A guy goes to a crowded party and wants to get a drink from the hors d'oeuvres table. Surprisingly, there is no punch line."