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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a homosexual man to have sex with a heterosexual woman? Shit in her cunt. (its just a joke people)"

"Dark Humor is like food... Not everybody gets it."

"Who just can't get enough of one liners? Coke addicts."

"What do you say to your sister when she's crying? Are you having a crisis?"

"What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics? She has it bronzed."

"The worst part about crapping my pants at work was having to set the ACCIDENT FREE sign back to zero days in front of everybody."

"What is something that Ronda Rousey and myself both have in common? We only last 48 seconds."

"What do turtles do for fun? Play hide and shell."

"How do you throw a space party? You planet!"

"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new year's Eve party When you hear an Arab count down from 10 your instincts kick in."