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Joke of the Day
"What is long hard and makes you cry. Your cell mate"
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"Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop? She forgot to delete her Bowser history"
"I'm more of a Coca-Cola person... soda speak."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and ganja mon!"
"What's a pedophile's favorite shoe? White vans"
"The only people who received awards for African American Achievement at my brother's 5th grade graduation were black. Fucking racism."
"What do a gynecologist and a pizza guy have in common Both get to smell the goods, but not eat them"
"crisis in the morning, crisis in the evening, crisis at suppertime. in an indifferent universe, you can have an existential crisis anytime!"
"*Hands girl a card that says Be Mine* Girl: Aw that's so sweet *Pulls out a pickaxe* Me: Come on, do it I need some iron ASAP lady!"
"trampoline Back in the days in was called a jumpoline, but than your mama used it."