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Joke of the Day

"He did it again! Cop: ""What's in the bottle?"" Me: ""It's water."" Cop: ""This is wine."" Me: ""What? That damn Jesus! He did it again!"""

"I could make a sandwich before a British person finishes saying ""et cetera."""

"What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza? ""A large pizza can feed a family of four"""

"[job interview] ""Under skill it says nicknames?"" ""You know it Sex Dragon."" ""Sex Dragon wants to know when you can start?"""

"What do you call tities in the middle of your beer? Better."

"The euthanasia has decreased in China since 1980. Because of the introduction of the ""one-child policy."""

"What do you call a Knight that cuts beef? Sir Loin."

"A Man has a strange disorder. Whenever he gets worked up, he sweats coffee. He really can pore the coffee."

"Justin Biebers music saved my life I was in a coma after a bad car accident and the nurse decided to start playing some Justin bieber... I woke up and turned that shit off."

"Why did the bull get a sex change? To see how the UDDER side lives! ---------- (Thought of it while washing the dishes, hope you all get a kick out of it.)"