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Joke of the Day
"Hey nice try, people named Tristan. Or I should say Stan Stan Stan."
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"[Job interview] Interviewer: Do you have any questions? Me: Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off the bus? Interviewer: Holy shit"
"One time I made a snowman and gave him a cucumber nose. Carrot noses are the standard protocol but I'm what u would call a rebel."
"Just checked out Jian Ghomeshi's band Moxy Fruvous for the first time... Not bad. That guy can really keep a beat."
"[first day of work as a 911 operator] ""Hello, 911"" Hi someone's trying to break into my house ""holy shit call 911"""
"The N word. What do you call a bus full of niggers under the ocean with 1 empty seat ? A crying shame"
"You should take care of your nipples. They may not seem important now, but when you die, that's where the angels grab you."
"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.... Soon after a young boy walks in. The priest says ""lets fuck him!"" The rabbi says ""outta what!?"""
"That confusing moment when the person you hate at work brings donuts"
"you know why Santa sack is so big? because he only comes once a year"