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Joke of the Day

"You should take care of your nipples. They may not seem important now, but when you die, that's where the angels grab you."

"Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead."

"My math teacher accused me of cheating, I can't help that my English teacher is hotter."

"I could be a morning person. If morning started around noon."

"Ways to get ants out of your house: 1) Ant traps 2) Say you had a good time but it's late & you have work tomorrow 3) Set house on fire"

"Police were called to a daycare yesterday... Police were called to a daycare yesterday because a 5 year old was resisting a rest."

"I breathed a sigh of relief when I typed the letter ""y""... ...when I had to type ""analytics"" into the search bar during a presentation at work."

"What's the similarity between the unborn Chinese female and this joke? [removed]"

"I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the papers jammin' again."

"Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female... The female egg says ""Oh my, look, I've got a crack"" ""No good telling me"" replies the male egg, ""I'm not even hard yet"""