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Joke of the Day

"you know why Santa sack is so big? because he only comes once a year"

"""Yes, he has a great voice but does he have a family member in the final stages of a terminal illness?"" - Reality singing competition shows"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks before I went for a walk."

"Today feminists asked me how I view lesbians Apparently ""in HD"" wasn't the right answer."

"Robocop: I am Robotcop Criminal: You don't say the t you robo moron R: [visibly confused] Pu down he gun you are under arres"

"Women can fake orgasms... But men can fake love."

"We've hired a new accountant. Her name is Helen Wait. Anyone expecting a check from us can go to Helen Wait."

"I dream about sleeping with Michael J. Fox I bet he's a really good vibrator."

"How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb? Do you have a ticket for that?"

"What do 7 million Chevy's have in common? I don't recall."