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Joke of the Day
"Why is slave trade illegal Because it's a black market."
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"Pamela Anderson turns 43 today but her tits are barely old enough to buy a drink in this city."
"Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? A: Because Donald ducked."
"What is the difference between camping and being homeless? Marshmallows"
"Where do bacteria go when they die? St. Petri Dish."
"For tax purposes, my carpe is now per diem."
"We all know by now that when someone says, ""I'm sorry, I never got that text,"" they ABSOLUTELY got that text, right?"
"Mitt Romney ."
"Some fancy kids just egged my house with quail eggs. I went out to yell, and one of them garnished me with chives."
"How do you get a Nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy..."