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Joke of the Day

"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.... Soon after a young boy walks in. The priest says ""lets fuck him!"" The rabbi says ""outta what!?"""

"Subway really has helped Jared transform himself Ever since he starting eating it he's been able to get into smaller and smaller pants."

"One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or complain. But it was a long time ago, and it was just for that one day."

"*getting married Priest: will you love & honor her? Me: I will Her: [whispers to priest] Priest: and leave your phone unlocked? Me: I'm out"

"What do you call a man with just a nose? No body nose man. Hue, hue, hue."

"What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !"

"It's difficult to be romantic when your dog always eats the trail of McNuggets leading to the bedroom."

"What's Forest Gump's password? 1forest1"

"In America saying you're the bomb is a compliment but... In Afghanistan it's a question."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side."