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Joke of the Day
"What do you call baby ents that are going to war? The infantree."
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"To single moms... To single moms, I feel like the saying ""easy come easy go"" has an entirely different meaning."
"What do dolphins like to listen to? Podcasts."
"My Glee Club is just a baseball bat that I use to hit happy people over the head with."
"Which actor is best suited for a programmer role? Dev Patel."
"What do you call a prostitute that has sex for free? A priest."
"The reason I have only broken 9 out of the 10 Commandments... ...is because I would have to be one sick and twisted individual to use the Lord's name in vain!"
"It would take a pretty stupid robot to replace me."
"Statistically 60% of people use their mobile phone to cheat on their partners. Personally I prefer to use my pen!s."
"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people"