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Joke of the Day
"My Glee Club is just a baseball bat that I use to hit happy people over the head with."
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"What's the best joke you've ever come up with? Here's mine. >What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite dinner? >Stroganoff."
"On a scale from 1 to... On a scale from 1 to 16, how illegal was she?"
"You could make a whole biopic about my life using only the infomercial footage of people unable to perform simple tasks for no reason."
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, was the dwarfs' mother high when she named them all?"
"Waking up an hour early gives you an extra hour to wish you were still in bed."
"It all. The title says it all."
"Nobody loves your text conversation screenshot as much as you do."
"Keep away from professional dermatologists.. They make rash decisions"
"Have you heard that China's panda project is disastrously failing? All of the pandas are dying of pneumonia. It's causing pandaneumonium."