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Joke of the Day

"The reason I have only broken 9 out of the 10 Commandments... ...is because I would have to be one sick and twisted individual to use the Lord's name in vain!"

"Since Greece is likely to default... one could say the gyro-zone is going to leave the euro-zone."

"Do you know what a pirates favorite letter is? ( read before down vote you may be surprised) Well you think it be the rrrrrr's, but it be the cccc's.!"

"2 guys walk into a bar. chef"

"First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong. I see God is no fan of moon-walkers."

"If fire shoots out of the chimney the Papal Conclave has selected a new drummer for Slayer."

"Twitter: ""Where people are openly Gay and secretly Republican"""

"Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"A snake walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""How did you do that?"""

"I definitely thought I would have shot the lock off of something by now in my life."