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Joke of the Day

"Which actor is best suited for a programmer role? Dev Patel."

"Go full Balrog on your college midterms! And do not pass."

"What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.."

"England soccer team have got a new captain today His names George Smith and he'll be flying the A380 back to Heathrow.."

"I took a class in Women's Studies last semester. It was the tits."

"I like to pack a healthy lunch for work so that by 3 p.m. I'm ready to do unspeakable things for a piece of chocolate."

"Abraham: look here son, i got windows 98! Isaac: but dad, we don't have enough memory? Abraham:Have faith, God will provide the RAM."

"Does a bear pope in the woods?"

"It's better to have loved and lost than to notice a typo after you've already hit ""send."""

"Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck."