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Joke of the Day
"Just saw a pirated movie On a scale of 1-10, I'd give a 3.14"
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"American Ninja Warrior is a bunch of people who took ""the floor is lava"" game way to seriously as kids."
"How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI? The cigarette."
"Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and sex education on the same day in the Middle East? They don't want to wear out the camel."
"When I'm bored on a plane, I pull a random machine part out of my pocket and ask the person next to me ""Do you know where this came from?"""
"What do women and rocks have in common? You can skip the flat ones."
"You have a man, woman and douchebag who walk into a bar and order a triple shot... ...and Caitlyn Jenner takes it to the face !"
"Columbus: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Well Columbus: *just yanks me out of my car and drives off in it*"
"Did you hear about the useful kid who jerks off too much? He cums in handy"
"Yo Mama... Yo mama so old and so fat that when she sat down, they called it the Cambrian mass extinction."