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Joke of the Day

"Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and sex education on the same day in the Middle East? They don't want to wear out the camel."

"What do you call a cat that urinates in your shoes? Piss in boots Credit: My flatmate"

"What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common Their last greatest hit was 'The Wall'."

"One day, I hope you choke on all the shit you talk."

"""I hate you but I'm not in hate with you."" - Murderer delicately explaining why he left a victim with only a light stabbing"

"Why was tigger looking down the toilet? Because he was looking for Pooh! www.onebadjoke.com"

"I can't stand when guys complain about their girlfriends giving shitty hand jobs I see where they're coming from, but something about it just rubs me the wrong way"

"In bed I'm like Beethoven It's all over in three movements."

"If we are what we eat... ...children in Africa don't exist."

"What do you call cheese that's not yours? Colby Jack's."