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Joke of the Day

"Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and sex education on the same day in the Middle East? They don't want to wear out the camel."

"I once asked a girl if she smoked after sex. She said ""I don't know, I've never looked"""

"What do a gay dolphin and a car that leaks oil have in common? Chances are, both have blown a seal"

"I recently went to a gym in Chinatown. When I walked into the mens' changing room... ...there were Wangs everywhere!"

"Did you hear the one about the sidewalk? It's all over town!"

"My girlfriend loves kinky sex. [nsfw] My girlfriend loves kinky sex. She says going down on me makes her day, butt sex makes her hole weak."

"I didn't think my golf joke was that good, but everyone kept assuring me it was subpar."

"unlike drugs, twitter addiction won't cost you anything, except your social life"

"What's the difference between reading the Bible and talking shit? None."

"i know i'm getting old because i'm grumpy, i sleep early, and the devil appears with an empty hourglass whenever i shut my medicine cabinet"