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Joke of the Day

"American Ninja Warrior is a bunch of people who took ""the floor is lava"" game way to seriously as kids."

"You'll have to excuse me. I've just been going through a weird time since birth."

"What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called? Dr Whoover"

"My girlfriend's got conjunctionitis It makes her 'ands swell up"

"What did UK say while leaving? It's not EU, it's me"

"In most of the country, if you lose your khakis you have no pants... But in Boston, if you lose your khakis you can't start your car."

"What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day? Tree O'clock!"

"Where do nazis go on vacation? The holocoast."

"Why did the gay man sue the mental hospital? They held him in a straightjacket."

"What do iPhones eat for breakfast? Siri-al"