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Joke of the Day
"Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show? There was a frog in her throat."
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"My wife was fixing the caulk around our tub... Me: You should use some caulk softener to make that easier. Wife: Is that like a picture of your mom or something? (actual conversation)"
"What does Lamar Odom have in common with a hooker? Excellent ball control."
"What does a Transvestite do on Xmas day? Eat, drink and be Mary."
"A man didn't like his haircut But it started to grow on him"
"What did the football fan say to the paedophile footballer? Come on my son."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."
"Oscar Pistorius has sacked his legal team. He has now hired Celtic as he heard they lost both legs and still managed to win."
"What does a bee do with his stinger at night? Put it in his honey."
"I want to make a film about a group of friends dealing with their classmate becoming a pop star. Britney's Peers"