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Joke of the Day
"What does a Transvestite do on Xmas day? Eat, drink and be Mary."
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"I have just invented a perfume made from holy water Eau my god"
"What's the dirtiest language? Latin, its absolutely filled with *cum*."
"Hi, I'm hosting a charity disco & raffle next Saturday 29nd September, to raise money for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know."
"What did the optometrist give Helium? A pair of noble glasses"
"What's the difference between my ex and the titanic? The titanic only went down on 1,000 people"
"*adds lol to the end of a message to sound less mean*"
"My girlfriend looked at me with her sexy eyes So, my girlfriend looked at me with her sexy eyes and said, ""I want you to make me scream with only two fingers baby"".... so I poked her in the eyes."
"My high-school wrestling coach called me ""the raccoon"" cause I was small but feisty and ate garbage and gave people lyme disease"
"There are two reasons I don't give money to the homeless 1. They use it for drugs and alcohol. 2. I need it for drugs and alcohol."