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Joke of the Day
"What did the football fan say to the paedophile footballer? Come on my son."
Next Joke
"I wish my girlfriend was more like my job... My job sucks dick!"
"What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment? ""I don't care et al."""
"I ate 4 lunch ladies before someone explained that's not what they're for."
"Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset? They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane"
"How did the native find his sister in the woods? Pretty good!"
"I once knew a gay Irish couple. Their names were Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick"
"I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the worst time to have a heart attack would be during a game of charades."
"Do you like them? I made them from scratch. Do you want one? - me introducing my kids to strangers."
"True love is when they look at you, see you're batshit insane, and love you anyway."