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Joke of the Day

"I want to make a film about a group of friends dealing with their classmate becoming a pop star. Britney's Peers"

"A religious man wasn't paying attention when he was driving. His karma ran over a dogma."

"Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city? Because it was mini apple list."

"Where do I see myself in 5 years? May 2019. Next question."

"Life handed me lemonade, but I was too busy around the corner captivated by how fudge is made."

"Some people think cancer jokes are over the line... I think they grow on you"

"[date] ""don't let her know ur from twitter"" Her: whats wrong? Me: This fork only has 3 prongs Her: So? Me: it should be called a threek"

"Why isn't the band ""1023 MB"" famous? They haven't had a gig yet."

"How do you tell the time in the US? By looking at a bomb"

"Pornography is often frowned upon. But that's only because I'm concentrating."