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Joke of the Day

"I want to make a film about a group of friends dealing with their classmate becoming a pop star. Britney's Peers"

"A chinese couple had a black baby They named it ""Sum Ting Wong""."

"I should of studied harder in English."

"The past, present and future walk into a room. It got all tense."

"It's like my Grandpa used to say ,""The fight with grandma isn't over until I fill her pillow with spiders and she gives me back my teeth."""

"Someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."

"Just got the new Windows... ... such a pane"

"Guys, throw away ALL your favorite things. Go to Pier 1, buy some throw pillows and potpourri. Ok, you're ready for marriage."

"Have you heard of the new crime drama involving a rich dinner party? It's called Law and Hors D'oeuvres."

"If Trump and Hillary are both drowning and you could only save one... What type of sandwich would you make?"